Jesus Christ--

YOU'RE ALL CRAZY.

[[ooc; He's so thrilled Urahara threw him such a classy, dignified party.]]

What the fuck--

Karin, Yuzu! Watch out!

[ this is the sound a bugs makes when it's CHOPPED IN HALF ]

This's got to be Urahara's fault.

( private || unhackable )

( private to Rukia || unhackable )

YOU.

ANNOYING BASTARD SHOPKEEPER GETTING YOUR EMPLOYEES TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK.

I SHOULD'VE DONE THIS BEFORE.

Okay, everyone. See this guy? DON'T TRUST HIM. EVER. Never buy anything he sells and never agree to anything he gets you to do. Trust me on this one.

Even though the stupid soap worked.

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